Alan Sugar once asked a team of apprentice hopefuls to create a ‘fun weekend’ for those of us who are apparently a bit past it. Is fifty past it? Really?
If I remember correctly their efforts consisted of dinner for two, ballroom dancing and a country walk with a pub lunch at the end of it… Not a bungee-jump in sight. Not that I am up for bungee-jumping exactly, but it would at least have been thoughtful of one those bright young things to consider that we might actually – really – be worthy of a big, or even little, adventure.
I am vain. So being put up for ballroom dancing or the staple dinner for two (unless the man sitting opposite was someone who made me come out in the proverbial hot flush – and I don’t mean the menopausal variety) feels rather like being put out to grass. I, and most of my contemporaries, are not ready to be put out to grass. Some of us, after all, are ex-hippies, baby boomers, creators of free love – rule breakers every one. Well, almost…
So, after a hellish two years (more of that later), I recently took myself off to crazy beautiful India with my crazy beautiful daughter on a little adventure of my own. It was, to say the least, good for the soul (I was in sore need) – if not, initially, for my nerves. India is like being on the tube in the rush hour. In the middle of the ear-splitting, anarchic and insane traffic, there were camels, the occasional flock of sheep and cows that would idly pause in the road and literally stop the oncoming traffic – sacred cows of course. I was constantly astonished at their trust – that no truck, car, motor bike, or frenetic tuk-tuk would come close to harming them. No fear you see.
I sort of envy them for that. I miss them. I miss India.
So if you happen to find yourself heading for this crazy beautiful country, do board the little train up to Shimla (the early one) and watch the sun rise over the Himalayas – before they put you out to grass that is..
Main picture: Taj Mahal, daughter and me… More pix and a mini film can be found on my Instagram account…